Another LJ meme swiped from Thom.

1. What did you want to be when you grew up?

Roger Ebert. Seriously, I couldn't imagine a better job in the world than getting paid to watch movies.

2. Did you follow through? If not, what happened?

Crashed out of college, and I'm not that great a writer.

3. Is your life turning out the way you thought it would when you were a kid?If not, is it better or worse?

Definitely not, but things are always interesting.

4. Paradoxes aside, if you could time-travel back to when you were 10 years old, what would you tell your 10-year-old self?

Stop fucking watching cartoons and study. Also, don't start eating so goddamned much in two to three years. And don't borrow Joey Maynard's bicycle on Memorial Day 1986.

5. Do you think the child you were, would like the adult you've become?

Probably not, he'd think that I was a dull old bastard.