Friday, May 14, 2004

Amusing online quiz for the day.

I'm a naughty boy, apparently, seventh level. (Never even read the Inferno, or if I did, it didn't sink through the layers.)

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Very High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)High
Level 7 (Violent)Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Low

Take the Dante's Divine Comedy Inferno Test

And here's a description of Level 7, from the results of the test:

Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river
Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The
violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their
pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows
shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is
overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted
and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of
final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those
branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their
nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence
against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down
against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their
tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth
their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company
in the Seventh Level.

-Edit- Almost forgot to thank Mat for passing this one one to me. My boy Air Guthrie and I are sharing a cozy flat on Level Seven, by the way. (Must be that whole blasphemer thing.)

1 Comments:

Blogger Thom Guthrie, Bassist and Adventurer said...

It is as it should be: like-minded ne'er-do-wells in the fiery depths. Mat only scored the 2nd bolgia, but there's time. He's got promise.
FEEL THE POWER OF FIRST.

5/14/2004 11:56 AM  

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